1 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:29,959 "Call back yesterday, 2 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:33,799 Shakespeare knew what he 3 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:35,959 God, he was really good at writing. 4 00:00:35,960 --> 00:00:39,959 This week, 5 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:44,479 Or, "Hey you, fatty, 6 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,959 Dr Proops, 7 00:01:25,960 --> 00:01:27,999 Just having a last look round. 8 00:01:28,000 --> 00:01:30,959 Your home from home 9 00:01:30,960 --> 00:01:32,959 That's right. 10 00:01:32,960 --> 00:01:34,959 One can't depend on 11 00:01:34,960 --> 00:01:36,959 Indeed you can't, Dr. Vine. 12 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,959 I think you and your husband deserve 13 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,959 think out your options. 14 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,959 We've just taken one, remember, 15 00:01:44,960 --> 00:01:46,959 that's when you made the 16 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:49,959 I know. 17 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,959 I was all for keeping you on, 18 00:01:51,960 --> 00:01:55,959 but you know the general 19 00:01:55,960 --> 00:02:01,959 Yes, too theoretical, no 20 00:02:01,960 --> 00:02:05,959 Well, exactly, we have to 21 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:08,478 That's what everyone says. 22 00:02:08,479 --> 00:02:09,959 Why don't you try America? 23 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,959 They are always in the market for 24 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,959 Cold fusion and all that. 25 00:02:15,960 --> 00:02:18,959 Actually I intend 26 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,999 Golly, 27 00:02:23,000 --> 00:02:24,959 Very. 28 00:02:28,960 --> 00:02:32,959 You won't have the use of 29 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:34,959 I'll manage. 30 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,159 Dr Proops. Yes. 31 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:57,319 Do pop back from time 32 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:59,959 Of course I will, Edie! 33 00:02:59,960 --> 00:03:01,959 Bye. 34 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,959 Hello, Rita Proops! 35 00:03:35,960 --> 00:03:37,959 Hello, love. 36 00:03:37,960 --> 00:03:39,959 What have you brought home today 37 00:03:39,960 --> 00:03:43,959 Crumbs. Be careful with 38 00:03:44,960 --> 00:03:46,959 I'll stick it in the garage 39 00:04:09,960 --> 00:04:13,159 It's very good of them, letting 40 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,959 It's not as if they 41 00:04:15,960 --> 00:04:18,958 Why not? Because the only person 42 00:04:18,959 --> 00:04:20,958 has been given the chop. 43 00:04:20,959 --> 00:04:22,959 Who's that? Me! 44 00:04:25,960 --> 00:04:28,959 Of course! I was thinking of 45 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:29,959 Sit down, darling. 46 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,799 Now because I'm based at home 47 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:36,158 we're going to be in each 48 00:04:36,159 --> 00:04:38,639 So we will have lots 49 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,639 Yes, but I want to lay the 50 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,999 Starting on Monday I am 51 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,959 You are going to have 52 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:49,959 the cook and the housekeeper. 53 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:53,959 In there. Working. 54 00:04:55,640 --> 00:05:00,959 Now, it could take weeks, it could 55 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:02,959 but if I succeed, Selwyn, 56 00:05:02,960 --> 00:05:07,479 I shall have harnessed the tachyon, 57 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:08,959 Wnnff?! 58 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:13,999 OK, the manipulation of space 59 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:17,959 No, but I can still 60 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:22,999 Usually. 61 00:05:23,000 --> 00:05:25,959 Do you know what could 62 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,959 Wiggling my ears. 63 00:05:29,960 --> 00:05:30,959 Wnnff? 64 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,959 Exactly. 65 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,959 So, Monday morning, then. 66 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:40,479 Monday morning. 67 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:18,959 It's very space age, isn't it? 68 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:24,959 I'll just... 69 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:42,319 Darling, the erm... 70 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:45,959 ...washing machine. 71 00:06:45,960 --> 00:06:47,799 I needed a cyclotron. 72 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,959 Of course. 73 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:56,959 I'll go to the laundrette. 74 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:08,959 I was going to make you some coffee 75 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,479 You know, the plunger thingy? 76 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,959 Power source. 77 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:17,319 So, instant will be 78 00:07:17,320 --> 00:07:19,959 Yes. Right. 79 00:07:19,960 --> 00:07:21,999 Please don't come until I say. 80 00:07:23,960 --> 00:07:24,959 OK. 81 00:07:32,960 --> 00:07:33,959 Good morning. 82 00:07:35,960 --> 00:07:37,959 Didn't you come to bed? 83 00:07:37,960 --> 00:07:39,959 Worked all night. 84 00:07:39,960 --> 00:07:41,959 You didn't! 85 00:07:41,960 --> 00:07:43,959 Read that! 86 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:47,319 "Treasury leak sparks row." 87 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:52,959 No, not that, there. The date. June 88 00:07:52,960 --> 00:07:54,959 You've done it. 89 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:57,959 Well, not quite 90 00:07:57,960 --> 00:08:02,959 particles down a tachyon beam 91 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,959 Wnnff? 92 00:08:04,960 --> 00:08:07,159 I should know more 93 00:08:07,160 --> 00:08:08,959 How exciting. 94 00:08:08,960 --> 00:08:11,639 Distractions permitting. 95 00:08:11,640 --> 00:08:14,959 I'll not be wearing the 96 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,959 Seriously though, 97 00:08:22,960 --> 00:08:25,959 the best spaghetti bolognese 98 00:08:58,960 --> 00:09:00,959 Yow! Ooh! Ooh! 99 00:09:06,800 --> 00:09:08,639 Is it lunch time yet, Selwyn? 100 00:09:16,000 --> 00:09:18,959 Do I have to do 101 00:09:22,960 --> 00:09:23,959 Selwyn? 102 00:09:26,960 --> 00:09:28,959 Selwyn, where are you? 103 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,959 Buffoon! 104 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,959 I haven't got time for this, Selwyn. 105 00:09:52,960 --> 00:09:53,959 Selwyn? 106 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:56,959 Selwyn? 107 00:09:56,960 --> 00:09:57,959 Yes? 108 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:00,959 I am very busy, 109 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,959 When I come out. 110 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:06,959 And when will that be, pray? 111 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:08,959 I don't know, Proopsy. 112 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:10,159 Fine. 113 00:10:16,960 --> 00:10:18,959 Thank you for lunch(!) 114 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:34,959 What's this? String! For your 115 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:37,959 So you bought some? Yes. 116 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:41,959 What makes you think I need string? 117 00:10:41,960 --> 00:10:45,959 Because you asked for it. Well, 118 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:49,959 Only trying to help. 119 00:10:49,960 --> 00:10:52,959 Any chance of lunch? 120 00:10:52,960 --> 00:10:54,319 So, you WANT lunch? 121 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:55,959 Yes! 122 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,799 And knock! 123 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:02,959 Come in. 124 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:27,799 I turned a blind eye to the string. 125 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:30,959 The string, I thought, was 126 00:11:30,960 --> 00:11:33,959 but this is a direct taunt. 127 00:11:33,960 --> 00:11:34,959 You asked for it. 128 00:11:34,960 --> 00:11:38,959 I asked for lunch. Lunch! 129 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,959 Not an unopened can of soup. 130 00:11:41,960 --> 00:11:44,959 MAKE... ME... MY... LUNCH! 131 00:11:44,960 --> 00:11:46,959 OK, OK, OK. 132 00:11:55,960 --> 00:11:58,799 Would you like some dessert... 133 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,159 or anything? 134 00:12:00,160 --> 00:12:01,799 No. 135 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:02,959 I better get on. 136 00:12:09,960 --> 00:12:12,959 Buggery! 137 00:12:15,960 --> 00:12:17,959 You've been in there, haven't you? 138 00:12:17,960 --> 00:12:21,959 No, I haven't. 139 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:23,639 Is that serious? 140 00:12:23,640 --> 00:12:27,959 Serious? That is my life's work 141 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:31,959 Come on, Proopsy! Let Selywn 142 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,159 I'm only trying to help. 143 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:37,959 Help? Help?! You are trying to 144 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:42,999 I'm not jealous! Jealous because 145 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,959 Are you? 146 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:58,959 It was the wind, 147 00:12:58,960 --> 00:13:01,959 Stay out of here! 148 00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:03,959 What's this? 149 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,959 You've been moving my things around. 150 00:13:06,960 --> 00:13:08,959 No, I have not. 151 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,959 Well, it damn well wasn't me! 152 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,319 Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle! 153 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:16,959 Soup, string, soup, string! 154 00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:19,159 When are you going to get 155 00:13:19,160 --> 00:13:23,319 that I am dealing with transfinite 156 00:13:24,960 --> 00:13:26,319 Mmmm? 157 00:13:44,480 --> 00:13:48,959 Rita, so it's true, then. 158 00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:53,959 My God! 159 00:14:02,960 --> 00:14:05,959 'Emergency, which service?' 160 00:14:05,960 --> 00:14:08,319 Police. 161 00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:29,959 'I would therefore suggest 162 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:33,479 'that Rita Proops is a woman 163 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:34,959 'but of pity. 164 00:14:34,960 --> 00:14:36,959 'Recently made redundant, 165 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:41,999 'thrust willy-nilly into the 166 00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:44,999 'she retreated into a fantasy world 167 00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:50,959 'in which she was building some sort 168 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:55,959 'I would urge you then to return a 169 00:14:55,960 --> 00:15:00,959 'for which I may give a 170 00:15:05,960 --> 00:15:07,959 Rita? Rita! 171 00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,959 You were moping again, 172 00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:15,639 I am not a moper, Helen, I am a 173 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:17,959 I just think it all 174 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:20,959 Don't you ever wish you could have 175 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:21,959 knowing what you know now? 176 00:15:21,960 --> 00:15:24,959 I would have thought twice about 177 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,999 knowing you were part 178 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,959 Seriously, don't you wish 179 00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:32,959 Well, of course I do! But I can't. 180 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:33,959 Look, you get out in two weeks, 181 00:15:33,960 --> 00:15:38,799 stop raking over the past, 182 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:42,959 Well, maybe YOU can't Helen. 183 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,959 Yow! Oooh! 184 00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,959 Here, let me have a look at that. 185 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:41,959 It's you, Proopsy. I thought 186 00:20:41,960 --> 00:20:43,959 I was, come on. 187 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:53,959 How's that then? 188 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:55,479 Still stings a bit. 189 00:20:55,480 --> 00:20:57,959 How about you fancy 190 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,959 We haven't got time for lunch, we 191 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,959 Am I being too noisy, I'm sorry. 192 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,639 No, it's just your 193 00:21:05,640 --> 00:21:08,959 What? If you don't get out of this 194 00:21:08,960 --> 00:21:10,959 I am being too noisy, 195 00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:14,959 Yes, yes, you are being too noisy, 196 00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,959 Now why don't you go down to the 197 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,959 Yes, but you didn't get 198 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,319 String! 199 00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:24,959 Yes, not the normal hairy kind, 200 00:21:24,960 --> 00:21:28,639 the smooth kind with a 201 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:30,799 Blue thread. 202 00:21:31,960 --> 00:21:33,959 Wait. 203 00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:38,959 There. 204 00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:40,159 I'll survive. 205 00:21:43,960 --> 00:21:48,959 A blue thread? Yes, and don't 206 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:14,159 Is it lunch time yet, Selwyn? 207 00:22:19,960 --> 00:22:22,959 Do I have to 208 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:27,959 Selwyn? 209 00:22:30,480 --> 00:22:32,159 Selwyn, where are you? 210 00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:41,959 Buffoon! 211 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:47,959 I haven't got time for this, Selwyn! 212 00:22:53,320 --> 00:22:54,639 Selwyn? 213 00:22:56,960 --> 00:22:57,959 Yes? 214 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:01,159 I am very busy, 215 00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:02,959 When I come out. 216 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:05,959 And when will that be, pray? 217 00:23:05,960 --> 00:23:10,959 I don't know... Proopsy. 218 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:11,959 Fine. 219 00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,959 He'll be all right as long as 220 00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:43,959 I've got it. 221 00:23:55,480 --> 00:23:57,959 What's this? 222 00:23:57,960 --> 00:24:01,959 What you asked for. 223 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:03,959 Well, I don't want it, 224 00:24:05,160 --> 00:24:06,959 Only trying to help. 225 00:24:06,960 --> 00:24:08,959 Any chance of lunch. 226 00:24:10,960 --> 00:24:12,959 So, you WANT lunch? 227 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:13,959 Yes! 228 00:24:13,960 --> 00:24:15,959 And knock! 229 00:24:25,960 --> 00:24:28,959 I'm sorry, darling, I'm just tired. 230 00:24:28,960 --> 00:24:30,959 That's all right. 231 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,799 Was it the wrong sort? What? 232 00:24:33,800 --> 00:24:36,639 The string. 233 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:39,959 But what I'd really like is for you 234 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:44,959 Yes, and get me 235 00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:47,959 Oyster soup? 236 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:49,999 But it's got to be from Uruguay. 237 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:53,799 You don't expect me to believe 238 00:24:53,800 --> 00:24:55,959 you are doing 239 00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,959 No, off you go. 240 00:25:37,960 --> 00:25:39,959 Uruguay, I knew it! 241 00:25:48,800 --> 00:25:50,959 I turned a blind eye... 242 00:25:52,960 --> 00:25:54,159 ...Lunch! 243 00:25:54,160 --> 00:26:00,799 Not an unopened can of soup! 244 00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,959 OK, OK, OK. 245 00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:07,959 I'm making it. 246 00:26:07,960 --> 00:26:10,959 No, it's me. I know its you, 247 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:13,959 I'm not the woman you were 248 00:26:13,960 --> 00:26:15,959 Calmed down, have we? 249 00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:20,959 I'm from the future. Wnnff? 250 00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:24,959 I have missed you. 251 00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:26,959 You only saw me 30 seconds ago. 252 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:34,639 You're tired, why don't 253 00:26:36,960 --> 00:26:41,959 The monkey wrench, I'm an idiot! 254 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:44,959 If I get rid of the monkey wrench 255 00:26:44,960 --> 00:26:45,959 Lunch is ready! 256 00:26:59,960 --> 00:27:02,319 The monkey wrench 257 00:27:02,320 --> 00:27:04,959 I picked it up, 258 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,959 Where is the monkey wrench? 259 00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:12,959 Where is it? Tools! 260 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,319 Buggery! 261 00:27:20,960 --> 00:27:22,959 Buggery! 262 00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,959 You've been in there. No, I haven't. 263 00:27:35,960 --> 00:27:39,639 You are trying to sabotage me 264 00:27:39,640 --> 00:27:42,959 Jealous because your wife 265 00:27:59,960 --> 00:28:01,999 It was the wind, 266 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,959 Stay out of here! 267 00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:09,959 What's this? 268 00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:11,959 No, I have not. 269 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,959 Well, it damn well wasn't me! 270 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:20,799 Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle! 271 00:28:20,800 --> 00:28:23,319 When are you ever going to 272 00:28:23,320 --> 00:28:28,959 that I am dealing with transfinite 273 00:28:28,960 --> 00:28:29,959 Mmmm? 274 00:28:37,960 --> 00:28:42,959 Rita, so it's true, then. 275 00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:46,959 My God. 276 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:54,959 'Emergency, which service?' 277 00:28:54,960 --> 00:28:55,959 Police. 278 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:03,159 It's all right, love, 279 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,959 it's all right, 280 00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:08,959 I'll be back.